Facebook Robots to Watch Your Every Move


Facebook to offer a “Portal” robot that tracks your every move. With recent Facebook hacks this will be a cyber voyeurs dream “cum” true. Never invite evil into your home Lucy. Unless you are hot, then by all means buy two Facebook Portals. And Lucy, don’t forget to place one in your bedroom.




Houston battles Sex Bots


The Mayor of Houston, Texas is trying everything he can to stop a robot sex brothel from opening in his city. Scheduled to open later this month $60 dollars buys you half an hour alone with a bot. Technically under current sex laws the establishment would not be considered a “brothel”. Only after they start charging $60 at the door and the bots request an additional $100 for services would it fall into that category.


Judgement Day Imminent

A bug in AI could lead to Judgement Day artificial intelligence experts warn. Just the slightest mistake could cause these robots to kill. Both Elon Musk and Stephen Hawking have warned of the dangers of AI. Tech giants like Google and Facebook are nothing more than a cybernetic collective. You are programing the AI every time you preform a Google search, post a pic to Instagram, or update your Facebook profile.